Ordination & One Too Many Big Macs

Is it 18 million, 20 million or more served or ordained?

 

I think the leaders of our non-Christian, non-affiliated - copycat Universal Life Churches in Modesto and/or Seattle have made one too many trips to the Mickey D's drive through.

 

It must be something with Californian's or those who reside on the Pacific Coast - didn't OJ Simpson after murdering Nicole drive through Mickey D's as well. Johnny Cochran may have made famous the line - If the glove doesn't fit - You must acquit.

BUT - In the case of these Modesto & Seattle so called preachers I guess they think Ordination & Big Macs are one in the same, the perfect fit that goes together just like OJ thought murder and Mickey D's was the perfect fit.

 

What a joke! Ordination is a Sacrament, the idea of a Church is to serve its congregational members, not engage in a Mickey D's arms race of how many they ordain. I agree with Kirby Hensley, each individual has the right to pick or choose how they wish to pray - BUT to pray is different than to ordain anyone and everyone, including dogs, cats, dead grandmothers or as both the ULC in Modesto and Seattle do, followers of Satan.

 

Who knows - perhaps they ordained the anti-Christ or are in a race to see who does first?

 

Unprofessionalism, greed for $$$ from their Ministers for wedding officiant supplies, cheap generic, non legal faith based ordinations, with a Big Mac, Fries and a Shake PLEASE.

 

I'm surprised they don't ask, would you like to super size your ordination today? "We've got

these great full sized posters of Satan himself in 3-D" Free with an ordination or with our kid's meal.

 

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